Age old formulas for our many woes

Solving the energy crisis

There will be greater increases in the demand for crude oil up to the year 2013 and beyond. The sharp rise in demand during the past few years drove the prices of crude oil to soaring highs. By almost the same time last year, prices of crude had increased already fifteen times. Due to the skyrocketing prices, demand slowed but there is no reining in the inevitable growth of the demand for fuel oil. Hence, the predicted 3.7 percent rise in consumption whether we like it or not, will put pressure upon the oil supplier countries and they will again raise their prices. It will be a never-ending evil cycle. And no one will have the power to stop it. Department of Energy (DOE) will look like shit in the face of it. Read more of this post here…

Centering: Post SONA 2008

Some People Just Can Take So Ayan Na

My dear allevii, I like mushrooms too! You failed to mention mushroom omelet, it is heavenly! Garlic sauce or catsup could really titillate your palette and make the omelet taste oh-so oh… oh… oh… wonderful!!! Read more on sona bashings here…

The target of the bashers -- full text of GMA's SONA

Also a target of the bashers -- video of SONA courtesy of Brando

Leandro Mendoza's coup d' etat!

DOTC’s gain, Boncodin’s loss

Now that Sec. Mendoza is working towards the operationalization of the National Transport Safety Board Philippine version (calling on Shawn O’Donnell and company!!! calling on the Asian Development Bank !!! you gave the first glimmer of hope when you pledged support for the privatization of the air traffic control of the Republic of the Philippines in 1995!!!), the secretary is The Man! At least for those of us that are lowly bloggers, blogging feverishly about the safety of all our brethren in air, sea and on land. Pinoy or foreigner, young and old, male or female, alike. More on this post here…

2010 elections

What is this thing about lists? Allevii surely has a thing for them… Read more about it here

What Survey Ratings prove

nothing.

absolutely, nothing at all.

survey companies are as corrupt or more graft-ridden than governments, fly-by-night business, underworld moneymaking machines and fraud ngos. and yet they have the gall to partner with institutions like us aid! konrad adenaüer foundation! or other somesuch, ersatz aidngos -- for moneymaking! the asian institute of management! merely for the propagation of stats on poverty, hunger, malnutrition, while their left hand takes illegal bribe for rigged surveys.

survey classic example:

enumerator for prominent survey co. to respondent: this is a survey on the oil crisis. are you pro- or anti-arroyo?

respondent (female 4th year high school student of ramon magsaysay high school): i'm not pro- nor anti po.
survey enumerator: where does your father/mother work?

respondent: my dad works in government po.

survey enumerator: ay, pro-gma ka pala! di bale na! iba na lang!

ah, excuse me ... ! (calling to another student)

does that reflect good survey ethics? will that redeem the value of philippine surveys? Click here for more on this post ...

In focus: The GMA SONA 2008

i wonder where my friend got her inspiration for this post on GMA's sona? she didn't mention that there are a lot of people forming parade lines outside of the room she is talking about, but they are in an angry, crazy mood always. explain!!!

The President, The Ecology and the Phenomenal Fitness Sensation ● Read more about the item here

Kudos (II) to Gilberto C. Teodoro, Jr.

DBM money for faxes, electric fans, and Disaster Assistance etc.

First, even if the Pag-Asa is under the Department of Science and Technology, it is Sec. Gilberto Cojuangco Teodoro, Jr. who is the chief whip of the inter-agency task group that coordinates disaster assistance. . . I was extremely surprised when I was told that suddenly Pag-Asa faxed an unsolicited message from a Quezon City number to selected government offices. Even if the fax contained near-microscopic letters and minute drawings of clouds, rains, suns, it provided a good view of the coming weather conditions and what kind of preparations one should make... It makes Teodoro a good leader, a very good secretary and cabinet man. There aren't many good Queen's and King's Ministers all round us. But Teodoro is a candidate for an Olympic gold medal for being fast on the job. So kudos Mr. Secretary! More of this post here…

Rice shortage anyone?

Tragedy of a Nueva Ecija peasant

Wow! The news says, Nueva Ecija is the larget rice producer in the country. Wow, really!

But that is tragicomic. The penultimate irony of all time. I looked at a study of a small NGO worker in 1991 (don't ask where to look for it idiot, use your brains!) and it said that a farmer with three hectares borrows money from an intsik usurero who lives in a posh mansion in Nueva Ecija for a horrendous interest.

When the farmer harvests his rice, all the supposed income he gets is not enough to pay the intsik usurero because he has to pay in terms of palay and the valuation of his palay is a measly P50 pesos per sack of 50 kilos.

After the accounting during post-harvest time, the farmer again is indebted through left-0ver debts to the usurero despite the fact that he should have realized a true income of 100,000 or more pesos per hectare of his ricefields.

That's the tragedy of the Nueva Ecija farmer. And it has been going on and on and on and on. The US World Bank was never able to beat that. The Russian Soviet Union and now Russian Federation has not been able to beat that, despite the fact that Russia has been educating a large number of Nueva Ecija young people in Moscow Universities and other top calibre schools there in various disciplines.

Only the Philippine government can do something about it. Or else I will. I'll kill the usureros and let the banks take over. If the banks will not behave, I'll kill the bank managers too. Of course, Deo Macalma's bubwits will say, Hey, you can't kill the usureros! They're paying huge revolutionary taxes!!! Then let's electrocute the collectors of revolutionary taxes by their anus, how dare!!!

Transpose Isabela, Cagayan, etc. into the term Nueva Ecija rice farmers. The same situation is happening in many parts of the country. And all because our farmers are unfortunate enough not to have the wherewithal to make war against the usureros. Why, a lot of them just go to Manila instead to find greener pastures only to end up in the urban jungle and be devoured by the cosmopolitan wolves, many of whom are relatives of the provincial usureros themselves. Sonofabitches!!! Shits!!!

To Sec. Arthur Yap, you're right there is no rice shortage. There is only a shortage of very short babies' belts for the Nueva Ecija farmers to tighten.

Could you actually dig that, Mr. Yap? Madam President?

Sen. Mar Roxas' secretary

I like science fiction but nothing beats this stupid little story about the secretary of Sen. Mar Roxas who's been going around telling everyone of the secrets talked about in her boss' office. Hehehe. Naughty allevii!!!

The Little Secretary and the Language Police Read more about the post here

Truly Squeamish about Beijing Olympics

I am truly sorry that I feel totally squeamish about the Beijing 2008 Olympics. I personally would not want to be in Beijing during the Olympics. That is the honest truth about it. Fucking not that I don't have an invitation. And fucking not that I couldn't afford it because Jeeez, Asian flights are my cheapest ever!!!

It's that our athletes wouldn't hardly stand a chance there. Until Madame GMA and our officials will lift a finger, there will always be that Department of Education syndicate and now joined by the Philippine Sports Commission, now also augmented by the Technical Education, Skills Development Authority and Commission on Higher Education fucking "sports enthusiasts" kuno, that are controlling the way national games and selection process of our national athletes turn out.

With only very few exceptions, we turn out players to international competitions from our local athletes' search that are idiots, incompetent, undeserving and are made out of papel de japon, carrying home gold medals, silvers, bronzes and other wins (kuno) bought by dirty money. It's a total shitty world in Philippine sports out there that miracles like Manny Pacquiao, Paeng Nepomuceno, Efren Bata Reyes, Bong Coo, Flash Elorde and our great FilAm, FilCanadian swimmers et al and other good foreign-bred athletes happen only once in a blue moon, come out in a one in a billion chance! Whew!!!

Time to change, dear associates, colleagues, ladies and gentlemen and friends, and lovers!!! It's high time to kill the members of the syndicate!!! Calling on Secretary Jesli Lapus!!! Ever thought that you had coffee with one or many of them and don't know their gigantic Olympic game inside your deparment? After your coffee, they're laughing behind your back? Well, they're not fucking laughing at you, but a cuckold nation in general!!! Susmaryosep!!! You must be one hell of a …a …

A very dear friend of mine now living in Italy really wants to see the 2008 Olympics in Beijing to support our Philippine athletes!!! That is, despite my depressing post she invited me to write in her reformatted sex blog. Since I don't usually write sexy, happy orgasmic posts, happy read!!! here is my post anyways, pardon the very boring, deadpan style...

Very Bad Sports Practices and Why We Do Not Win in the Asean, Asian, Olympic Games
Sports feats and achievements represent a country's pride, honor and prestige in the community of nations....The overriding desire, determination 
Totally shitty and fucked up Games we didn't even bargain for! Think about it: many of the syndicate members get to go to the Olympics pa siguro with taxpayers' money and full government authorization for their junk tour, (or open) expensive shopping, buying of rich gifts to their favored female or male apple-of-the-eye (read: object of sex) athletes, mga walanghiya!!! Diyoskopu!!! Wag talaga nila ilalapit ang mga leeg nila at itlog sa mga kamay ko!!! Nakuuuuuuuuu!!!!

Furthermore, an Olympics event for our real athletes is crowded with so many politicians and chaperones, school officials (so that's why they pay their way to get the medals!) and all other nincompoops who are not out to compete, but take every available souvenir and tell the grand apos about being in the event!!! Shit!!!

On the vaunted July 18 earthquake kuno and the Blessed Mysteries of Santo Rosario de Calamidad

Disaster Mysteries
and Disasters Known:
The Big Difference
We are sadly caught in a silent movie. Not just any movie, it’s a really silent, horror movie. It comes complete with a religious twist too! Something about a rosary, the blessed mysteries and, for the suspense-action part of it, bang! A calamity!!!

Calling the attention of Hon. Gilbert Teodoro and his uncle, Mr. Eduardo Danding Cojuangco: running the defense juggernaut of this country is not merely about working on selective potentials. Calling on your consciences. Calling on the Hon. Leandro Mendoza, Rey Berroya, Guiling Mamondiong, Lenlen Bautista: running the transportation and communications concern of the country is a serious business. Pray tell, when heads will start rolling.

There appears to be a very wide gaping chasm between the events that caused the present plight of the MV Princess of the Stars, the smaller sea vessels that sank in the wake of Typhoon Frank, the victims of the tropical storm in the regions and even in the capital region, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera and our cumulative available information and knowledge about disaster, calamity, natural occurrences, environmental flashpoints.

People, look once, twice, thrice and quar… WTF! at the National Disaster Coordinating Council (NDCC) -- the only agency in the world as they say that makes disasters work properly -- website. What are they saying?

For instance, the Tsunami Hazard maps of the country -- repeat -- the country, Republic of the Philippines -- is graphically represented only by Infanta, Real, Nakar (also known as REINA).

In the Earthquake Hazard maps again only the REINA is shown.

And so forth, and so on. Then we visit the Phivolcs. It shows its own hazard maps in horrendously minute images, in very, very small pixels, that if you expand them, they blot, scatter, blow, whathaveyou.

Possibly, even a simple Philippine Map by the Phivolcs, will literally kill you with apoplexy. Why do they have to show us these things? These are an insult to our small intelligence. To think that both Department of National (It) Depens, and the Phi(bble)(Jo)kes, are paying supposedly technically competent personages! OMG!

Look at the fault line drawn by Phi(bble)(Jo)kes in their so-called map! Shit!

You can see two parallel lines besides (the left and right) 7,000+ Philippine Islands and there is a teeny, weeny blurred line here and there inside the land masses that are also tiny tiny tiny!

To get a decent idea of where the fault lines run, you still have to go to far-away sites like the USGS, the Carleton College online encyclopedia site, while the site of NDCC will leave you breathless, with anger and a sudden illness.

Now comes the greatest of them all: Tessie Tomas' favorite lampoon topic, FAG- ASS- AH A!!!

The Philippine Atmospheric, Geophysical and Astronomical Services Administration. In its page, about what they intelligently call PSWS, you are treated to a series of drawings of Pre-School, Kindergarten or at its best, Grade 1 simplicity. You can really understand the assholes as if they are conversing with you in plain fucking baby talk. Bull fucking shit! But wait!

The daring heading of the page is Modified Philippine Public Storm Warning Signals.

The FAG ASS AH A proceeds to explain in simple, farmerly, peasantly, fisherfolkly, urban poorly terms what the twigs and branches do when a typhoon blows over their little asses. Then they have this quaint little home page. Again, like Phi(bble)(Jo)kes, there is that teeny, tiny, weeny map (connected to brain dwarfism or mental nanism) syndrome again.

Now, people, ladies and gentlemen, relatives, friends, and lovers, this is not a joking blog post.

This is serious business. Why do we have these holy mysteries being perpetrated by DND, NDCC, OCD (Office of Civil [It] Depens), DOTC, DOST, PHIVOLCS, PAG-ASA and all their fucking allied agencies?

Why not help us all be informed properly about disasters waiting to erupt in our midsts?

For instance, is it a shame to admit that Rey Punongbayan took the super secret of the Marikina - University of the Philippines at Diliman - Pasig internal earthquake fault line to his grave?

Imagine the United Nations or World Bank funding that fucking research just to flush out the fault lines in the Philippines and all we are being given is a fucking teeny, tiny, weeny shamefully small pixeled image of the earthquake hazard map of the country that cannot even be used decently in any presentation!

On the part of the DND, NDCC, OCD, DOTC, they have all the great maps in their possession.

They do not need to show the intelligence secrets in some of the maps they prepare! Damnit!!!

All they need to show, are maps that the NAMRIA, DND-AFP and DOTC-PCG already have that could be usable for public consumption and these are easily digitized by passing them over a flatbed scanner, about the size of a coffin. Hopefully, their own coffin as well. Nothing really needs to be compromised! You shits, you!!!

And the PAG-ASA, what Modified fucking bull is it talking about? We are far from having a real localized, much more national public warning system for storms and whatever. What modified are they talking about?

And the Department of Environment and Natural Resources -- DENR under Sec. Jose Atienza is doing no better. Do we have an environmental hazard map? DENR through NAMRIA has been spending a lot for Geographic Information Systems along with the Land Registration Authority or LRA. Do we have a decent hazard map of potential nature flashpoints? With the global warming plague coming, is DENR properly addressing the threats?

It is the National Science Week for (f_g) christ's sake! Are there going to be no policy statements that will be made about our bline ness and blayt? God almighty!!! And the bishops and priests are doing the political salsa, salsa, salsa but not moving the concerned to look after our real welfare!!! The Shits!!!

And look at the Protestants, led by chief justice! Susmaryosep!!! What are all these idiots doing?

No wonder, the Suspicious Lines was blaming, in the same breath, GOD, (daw) and PAGASA.

I would not mind putting the blame on PAGASA for the oil price hike, the collapsation and near drowning of Joe Perez a/k/a Joe De Venecia in the muddy canals of Qatar, the kidnapping and carnal re awakening of Ces Drilon, Homobono Adaza arrest, the foiled attempt of the Adaza-Fortun-Mapalo-Cardeño-Amboy-Peña gang to assassinate the Filipino partners of the japon client of Fortun to blame the japon and make him vomit a happily tremendous load of shit dirty money, the kuno-kuno kudeta so the arrest and detention will justifiably be inane and inadequate, the earthquake in china, the terrorism against the Beijing Olympics by the Tibetans, etcetera, etcetera, the emerging dementia of the chief justice of the supreme court, and so many other things so pervading in the air.

And DOST, what in hell is it doing wallowing in total shitty surroundings and working conditions in Bicutan, Taguig and not requesting for better funding and better facilities and not writing project proposals for grants to people like Filipino Fr. Dan Ceballos in Europe (can be contacted through the Catholic Church and the Catholic communications center in Sta. Mesa), who could push huge, enormous amounts of money in foreign currencies to build laboratories, buy equipment, materials, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. For fucking love of god! DOST cannot even buy a decent electric fan in its ground floor laboratory! No wonder it cannot dish out good technologies because barely little of its money goes into decent spending. It can't even print a decent map of the Philippines and its earthquake faults and this Brazilian nincompoop's warning about a July 18,2008 disaster keeps everyone awake, alive, dreamy, suddenly bereft and deprived of morning and evening sex, frustrated about the missing first million, angst-ridden, suffering from ear pain, tooth ache, stomach cramps, back aches, arthritis, gout, high blood, murmuring heart, syphilis, gonorrhea, AIDS, HIV, SARS, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. Susmaryosep! Susmaryosep ... Talaga!!! Tanga!!!

So we are a people meandering in abject darkness, divested of our supreme natural right to be informed citizens of the Republic, our Chief Justice is traipsing all around about EJK, EJK, EJK kuno, susmaryosep!!! And we will all be swept by the genocide of nature in magnitude greater than suspicious lines' murderings and mass assassination, as DOST jet-setting wannabes are schlepping all over the globe and hopping from one fancy hotel and restaurant to another in the guise of Technology Quest, Technology Coordination, Technology Research, Technology Design, Technology Development, Scientific Endeavors, and all that ersatz! And all we get to be shown are small pixels of pictures that are put to total and absolute shame by the sleazy FHM Magazine of the Gokongweis!!!

Por dios por santo!!!

In the next nine to ten days prior to July 18, if the Brazilian crazy's earthshaking predictions will prove to be right after all, what are we to do? We shall lie in languor and await our dire fortunes. The Corinthian Gardeners will humbly exercise their patience to lead themselves to their own extinction, and we will fall after them if they grasp our toes, hair, edge of our shirts, pants, skirts, socks, shoes, boots, fingers, panties, bras, tampons, condoms, IUDs, noses, ears, mouths, penises, pubic hairs, vaginas, rectums, eyes, or in a really authentic disaster's milieu, as favoredly announced by media always, if the Corinthian Gardeners happen to hold on to our or a portion of intestines, livers, nerves, muscles, pelvises, spinal columns, bones ...

Whatever.

Ewwwwe!!!!

D' SELECT RESPONSE, MERIT AND AWARD, CITATION OF 
THE PIPOL AND D' NATION:

LON RENDYER: Hoy! Mga kinauukulan, magsikilos na kayoooo!!!

ANTI-LUSLUS: Haaay iNaku, dioskupu! hindi talaga ako pinatulog nitong pekeng sahy kick na ito na bagum bago - jucelino nobrega da luslos. Ala laging pambili ng gamot sa kanyang nahuhulog na itlog, kaya pala nanggigising ng ibang tao kasi siya rin hindi talaga maka sleep sa kanyang kaluslos luslos na kalagayan. Kawawa naman din pala, gusto sana talaga siyang tulungan. Papaliguan ko ng kumukulong mantika para maluto ang kanyang hulog hulog na itlog.

TOTUT: Kaya lihim nilang gaganapin ang National Science and Technology Week (NSTW kuno) at si pangulong gma, mag i spit na nakataklob ang katawan para nakatago at di nakikita at gagawin ang Asean Science and Technology Week (ASS TW) na lahat ng poreyner naka talukbong din ang mukha para di mahalata na nakikisama silang sikretong nagpupugay sa mga sira ulong pinoy na takot sa pagbubulag sa kanilang mga kababayan.

Q: Assholes DOST, DOTC, PAGASA, DND, DENR, GMA!!!

KUTKOT: Kaya pala tayo nag re ak sa Da Luz, eh binubulag pala tayo nila TODORO of De-ND, si ESTILA BALBASTRO de Balatubas of DOST, !

RR: What happens to official time and the people's taxes there you brujos, brujas, impactas, impactos!!! Shit! You f_g csheeet all of you!!! Exactly, what are you people trying to prove by leaving the entire Philippine population and some leery foreign visitors into your site blind?

DEDE: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat????!*amp;^%)$#

FF: Are you insane or are you insane? Are all of you demented or are all of you incapacitated? In that sense, there is no need for you to keep getting your salaries!!! No need for the suffering public to be subsidizing your whims and caprices you lechers, you!!! Shit!!!

SS: Dios mio, perdona mi! Diyos ko pooo! Bakit ninyo kami pinagkaitan ng matitinong tao sa gobyerno!!!!!!!! Napaka demonyo ninyooooo!!!!

JACK ALL: Hoy! Mga buwisit na demonyo, carajo, bastardos kayo, aba'y tigilan niyo ngang paglololokohin kami haa!!! Ano'ng modipay monay public stom stom kayo dyan?

VOY VAYYOTTE: Me? I could really modify, totally make over the faces and asses of these assholes! Tyyyyype!

SIM MOURA: Palibhasa ang gagagago ninyo, pati kami isasali ninyo sa mga pisikal ninyong mga ugnayan -- lantad man o tago, at hot mo s per(a)ic ninyong pangungulimbat at astronomiko ninyong pangangailangan at ambisyun at kahambugan!!! Mga diyaskeng kabayo kayo!!! Damuhong walang kabuti-buting asal, pwee!!!! Letse kayo para kayong walang mga nanay, mga damonyo kayong maiitim ang kaluluwa!!! Mag sa impiyerno na kayoooo!!!

MOTHERHOOD: Walang hiyaaaa!!! Bastos!!! Caramba!!! Carajo!!! Ijo de puta!!! Ija de Diablo!!!

SEGS: Hoy!!! Kayo!!! Mga gago, tarantado!!! Buwang buwang!!! Mamatay na sana kayong lahat putaaaa!!!!

T: Secretary ng DOST, putang ina ka! Hindi ba kayo nahihiya? Ninanakaw niyo ba ang salapi ng departamento? Papatayin kitaaa!!!!!

H: In the late 1990s, Sec. Gloria invited me to meet with him in his own office, at the Office of the Secretary of the DOST. His own computer in his room was moldy and super antique and its program when everyone was using state of the art processing software, was Wordstar. Fucking DOST!!! Unbelievable!!! Unbelievable!!!

Girbaudz: Amen, fucking Shit, to that!

If RP will have a real coup d' etat and suplicio, better vessels...

Bereavement and Redemption
The sulpicio lines tragedy hits close to the heart and I haven't really been done with grief. But then too, I have to do anger management. The bad reaction of government, letting the sulpicio operate once again dahil bad for the economy daw, is in poor taste.
What will happen if RP will have better ships, specially sulpicio?
The tragedy should never have had happened at all. But that is preposterous. Pure wishful thinking. It will take an honest-to-goodness coup d’ etat by good-hearted people and real leaders to change the way things are, unless our present leaders wake up to reality and start not walking backwards but a little forward even if an inch or a millimeter at a time.

So much is in store for the country, but of course only a mere few know that. And I cannot even tell you anything of it. At least not on this blog. But go to the US and Canada and you might get wind of it. Ask your friends back in the States. They know. It’s just the poor Juan de la Mahinahon who is absolutely clueless of his very, very, very good fortune to come!

That's why, compared to New York (with the exception of a big chunk of states like Virginia -- let me take this occasion to say Hi!!! to all the beautiful neighbors in John Denver country hehehe), this country the Philippines is much more preferable and loaded with hope!!! Certainly you can't take a little optimism away from a fucking insatiable satirist and cynic like this writer. Aba, pagbigyan mo na. Paminsan-minsan. Naman. Namaaaan!!!

Very poor taste. That instant allowing of suspicious lines to operate. Of course the rest of the shipping industry’s facilities are inferior. But where in the shipping industry and Philippine aviation is there no inferiority? Where ? pray tell… hmmm? … that … hmmmm?

Gen. Teroy Isleta, one of the grand old men of aviation, says that Only In The Philippines can we see air planes (and presumably ships) that are bought as junk and made to fly (or sail) again. Inay ku pu!!! Hesusmaryosep!!!

These junks are bought at cheap cost, delivered to RP as chop-chop (remember the chop-chop cars?) and welded together to form a Voila!!! Brand new (recon) vessel!!!

Hep, heeeeep!!!! Hurrrraaaaay!!!!!!

Score one for the Marvel Comics scAvengers!!!!  Shit!

Ain’t anybody going to change that? The Man with the Big Kapre Cigar, Wespowent Graduate, Engineer by degree (not by profession), could not change that. How much more our dear Madam President, who Big Kapre Cigar Man says, is only a teacher!!! Pray tell me, who are you voting for our next president?

Don’t tell me that it will be Barack Obama!!! And his local boy!!! He (Barack) seems like a decrepit and seriously incapacitated idiot to become a world leader. A vote for his accomplice in these parts will be our damnation!!!

We’ll continue to live in a fogged existence with all the chop-chop shit in our midst, corruption, mendicancy, inferiority, enslavement to the so-called much vaunted Bilderberg shits, and so on and so forth.

The sad part about it is Barack, and presto! his local anointed prexy candidate might win!

Shit! And double f__k!!!

But that really is bad for the victims of our latest controversial sea tragedy. It means that there will be more victims come final showdown times. And we’re not even talking of the end of the world.

And imagine, it can really only happen here. Look at the people living in Corinthian Gardens. They’re sitting on a big pile of soil, rocks, sweetly rolling landscaped sites, mansion / palatial sized houses, that are on top of a huge earthquake fault.

At least, when the big earthquake comes, along with a tsunami, then liquefaction to a superlative degree, all the filthy rich – particularly those with a bad attitude to us their poorer brethren — will be taken by the lord who is allegedly in heaven.

Good riddance you f__ks!!!

Unfortunately for these filthy damnable rich, the earthquake might come sooner than expected because of global warming.

Is it logical that we will see secret lipat bahay operations and hush-hush real estate deals in the immediate future between and among the residents of Corinthian Gardens and their willing buyer-victims?

Unless some of our beloved f__king Corinthianers are really pragmatics or future Corinthian Gardener residents are fearless nincompoops who will say that if it is truly their time na, they’ll just roll with the tremors and dance with the liquefying hearth and raise their hands to welcome the onrush of the tsunami that might still, by the grace of god, reach up to their necks in their part of the land. Yeheeey!!!  Cheap shits!

So if the humble Corinthian Gardens citizens can afford to live in shaky and turbulent environment, why can’t we poor ones accept the fate of riding chop-chop ships, airplanes and buses all through our lives! Sila nga tanggap na nila na mamatay sila pag nilamon sila ng lupa (buti nga!) tayo pa kaya na walang kuwenta?

There goes my bereaved feelings for the dead, drowned, eaten up and buried victims of sulpicio and future epitaph for the Corinthian Gardens f__ks.

At 6 pm on July 2, 2008, Vice President Tito Guingona, Sr. coinciding with the birthday of Madam Imelda Marcos, launched his memoirs at Manila Hotel, entitled Fight for the Filipino. It is only fitting that the former President of the strongest political party fete himself and his friends with so-called significant memoirs for all scholars and soon-to-be famous countrymen to study and extol to high heavens in the future. Fitting also that our beloved (albeit, bone thin and severely, acutely canceric and tubercolic -looking) vice president is a former fighter for freedom, democracy, etcetera, etcetera. Etcetera. Or at least that is what he wants us all to believe.
So the vice presidency? Well-deserved. Accolades for his book? Very, very well-deserved. Tito served his country. Well. Very, very well.

But….

Some say that the most part of the book are not really about the life of one Tito Guingona but a quick gathering of highly selected anecdotes, claims, declarations, commentaries, ridicules, riddles, attempts at prose and poetry but all meant to spite Madam Gloria Arroyo. All intended to denounce the regime under her and the boys and girls hiding under the Queen's skirts and doing unmentionable damned things underneath. Sneaky Devil that Tito!!!

There is nothing in the book of course that tells us about the great, wholly entertaining addiction of entertainer son cinema and stage Director Bart Guingona (isn't he a closet or open gay?), the extreme addiction of G-Boy Guingona (isn't he the congressman or some other politician following after the footsteps of daddy daddy?) as well as the wild ways of Marie Guingona, most possibly also as an addict and confirmedly a drunkard. She totally loves booze and sex, all in one sentence or one word altogether.

When she gets drunk, she mouths expletives against Madam Gloria.

Tito of course, most certainly, would not reveal a cloak and dagger type secret: he was a stool pigeon among the real fighters of democracy. He was a quisling of the security apparatchiks. He was not a real reformist, revolutionary, etc.

He was…

A fake.It's alright, his handlers would say, He served the country well. Indeed! Hmmppph!!!

Look at his face, his bulging eyes, that seem to almost jump at you. His body is so emaciated some people say, the only thing keeping his skin from falling off his bones are drugs. When he was vice president and secretary of foreign affairs, he was reputed to be the drug addict Malacañang was touted for having in the Cabinet. Wow!!!

Dear Tirititots KinKonga de Torotots must be suffering from kArMa for having been the stool pigeon, gun runner, etc. that he is and for all the other bad things he has been doing to all his fellow creatures on earth.

You never really would have believed what he was doing and mouthing at Manila Peninsula Hotel during the siege. As part cloak and dagger operator and overt political critic, former senator, executive secretary, foreign affairs department chief, ruling party president, etc. his role at Manila Pen could have all been a sham. The man is really deep. You can't fathom his soul. It is buried somewhere that you can't see. You have to go through a maze of layers and layers of hundreds of demons and their hives well-ensconced in his system before you reach that forsaken part called soul of Tirititot.

And up to now, he is still engaged in probably the same game. His family is engaged in quick money and illegal schemes. Outside of the drugs, his children and other family members were engaged in large scale gun running and alpine (I’ll Find You…) transactions and wheeling-dealings.

G-Boy and now a member of the congress, gleefully claim fucking Irene Marcos, another hopeless addict, when she was younger. The respectable member of the congress even says, Irene, most definitely will never forget him and his deadly weapon (after marrying a faggot).

Tito today, even before the launching of his book, is a spent force. Probably it has something to do with affiliating with the satanistas… Of course, notwithstanding the very dark, secret and sinister power of these cretins …

Homobono ADAZA, Sr., the arrested one, has no love lost with Tito Guingona. Bono was visited recently by Neneng Pimentel in his detention center. Bono likewise does not have any goodwill with this old Neneng.

Pimentel and company ruined Bono and company with Tita Cory. Pimentel and Guingona are two abominable terms, anathemas to Bono Adaza.

You cannot make Bono say the words “Pimentel” nor “Guingona” without making Bono puke to death!

Jesus! Spare the old man!

But Pimentel made a show of good grace. He went to Bono and commiserated with him. The Great One. Although Pimentel made bad jokes of who Bono is now. That shit.
It is really not because Pimentel is running for president, because he will not even win in a fair fight in his own barangay, just like Guingona. Both are demonyitos.
Possibly Pimentel is letting Bono know that whatever coup plans the other guy is entertaining, may Bono not forget Neneng, the wife (if she is still living), the children and OMG, susmaryosep! the handsome and beautiful apos! Dios Mio Bono, if anything happens will you promise not to take on them, vent your anger at me (and Tito Guingona) on them? Please, please Bono! Huhuhuhuhuhu! Bonooooo!!!
Oh dear GOD!!! Please please Bono!!!!
Is it true you’re heading the coup? (doubtful)
If it is not, forget I visited you and forget you ever knew me and heard of my name. (As if…)

On the other hand, if Bono will be the next president, I will be happy. I might become the next Presidential Spokesman, Speech Writer, Press Secretary and Rasputin, all at the same time if he has not become demented enough and is pronounced only to be partially insane.
I too have my own redeeming values, by the way… huuummmmpphhh!

Fortun is a lawyer of erap.

But sometimes I do really think Bono was sincerely arrested by the government. Or if Bono just sincerely was arrested without any agenda lurking behind the scenario?

Do you?

Bono is a lawyer of and bosom friend of Gen. Abenina, Gen. Comendador and the military rebels including Ariel Querubin et al. Gen. Abenina’s boy is Raffy Cardeño.
Fortun is not known as Bono’s enemy. Bono is supposedly bilking Fortun’s client, a despicable japon, with 4 million dollars. (Does the japon really have that papel de cuarta?)

Mapalo is a legend. In the military he is a bold, bastos, extremist. In the underworld, he is a veritable godfather. Ask the spirits of the victims of the RCBC massacre who can now see in the spirit world practically everything, and there will be a commotion when you mention the name of Mapalo.
On second thought, if you’re apoplectic, don’t ask the victims’ spirits.

Another time, another place

Some of the best bloggers I know have stopped blogging. I am not really sure why. But it does puzzle me no end. Why drop out of something so wonderful? Something that is fulfilling, if to some extent also revealingly embarrassing? The blog is the communiqué of the future -- albeit the future revolution, the final penultimate one.

One would say, welcome to the world of transparency. I used to dream about 23 or more years ago about a fashion line made up of transparent bags, blouses, pants, even undergarments. That's how overly visual, perchance, voyeuristique? one can get. Suddenly there it all was, a line of transparent garments. Not perfect, as such, but positively to the tune of my real preferences and even favorites. Hmmm…

Blogging is transparency now fashion. You don't wear blouses, stuck with sequins or objects meant to understate your fashion message or message de mode, as it were.

But honestly there's a limit to what you would want to and will put on the blog, including the deliberate typing of rub out as rob out. Hell, nothing can beat that niña.

The problem is that ethics in blogging is not encouraged.

Adaza Mapalo Kudyeta etCetera etceteRa etceterA

The Poor, Inimitable Bono Adaza

Whoooaaaa!!!

I say!

Whoooooaaaaa!!!

The CIDG arrested Homobono Adaza, Sr. today. What for? What of? They say a lawyer Atty. Fortun filed a case vs. the man for proposing to commit a coup d' etat!

They also arrested Lt. Col. Oscarlito Mapalo Palo, as well as Lt. Col. Rafael Cardeño for planting a piece of metal into the back of the head of the vaunted Calf Teyn Servant Es.

For God's sake! Bono had been debating all his life about the need for a revolution like a raving lunatic and it just happened that this particular revolution that he was debating about was directed against Gloria Macapagal Arroyo.

What's wrong with that? Well, perhaps what makes it wrong is Oscarlito Mapalo Palo, whom the praetorian guards of the Kingdom will never ever like at all.

What media says is that the poor Labandera's Mapalo Palo was so thick with another officer, The Feared One, Col. Allen Capuy Puyan, who was said to have ordered the wire tapping of the mobile cellular phone of Madame Gloria in the presidential campaign and canvassing for the 2004 elections that led to the Garcillano controversy. Hmmmmm……

Capuy Puyan also was implicated in the planned secret smuggling of high powered guns to be purchased from Vietnam into the country through South Korea, possibly via the southern backdoor.

Who was their sponsor? Well, don’t ask. It might get you into a lot of trouble. A colonel named Camagay Gay, whose house was rented for a hundred years by guess, who, Dinky Soliman, Karina David, and the anti-GMA tomboy fans of Madam Coritas Aquino, etcetera was the one negotiating in Seoul for the purchase of the heavy duty guns.

So now Bono too is implicated with them. Poor man.

After keeping in his heart that post-victory plan for the revolution of The Horseman, The John Pons En Rilley and The Gringo nearly centuries ago he could not bear not to see the plan get implemented.

But I remember him saying "Whoooaaa!!!", one time, too though.

He was looking at a picture. It was a very quaint picture about a lady smiling to everyone from her perch at a table in an elegant, antique hotel's function room. Miss Maricor Imperial of the Friends of Ramos, at the time, Director at Malacañang. The function was absolutely over and for the photo op, pictures were being taken by that function's hired photog or photogs (if there was more than one of them).

In one of the pictures, incumbent president, Man With A Giant Cigar, was smiling into the lens of the photog's camera, beside Perched Lady.

But caught by another lens is the hand, uhurrmmm, The Hand, of the Incumbent President, mining into the place between the legs of the Perched Lady.

Bono said, Whoooaaaa!!!!!! He was still on his toes at the time and could tell what a really fun picture was and what wasn't.

After running around all over helping a lot of people, including that truly fake and fucking despicable Don Esteban Benitez Tallano (Who He?) who has been forging, fraudulently manufacturing too many historical and Court documents (aren't the thefts at the National Historical Institute related to him one way or the other?) has Bono lost it?

Is it just because he is an incorrigible Dreamer? Naïve? He was taken with a DILG freak group that was mouthing Libyan Revolution in the Philippines! For the love of God!!! And under of the noses of Angelo Reyes, Ronaldo Puno, shit! That group of idiots took Bono in their tight circle and made him dig a tunnel into the nest of the group of Erap. Their group and Erap's almost made a blood compact! Except that someone did not like blood with a lot of Johnny Walker Blue in it, just because his brand might have been rum, or red wine or whiskey instead.

I hope not. But his arrest is unkind and unnecessary. A nuisance is nuisance is a nuisance. But if especially, that nuisance is a candidate for dementia (unless he takes those memory enhancer pills from China and rams a hundred Vitamin E pills into his throat and drinks Goji Juice from Nepal, is it?, and gets drunk with alkaline water, and eats a ton of asparagus, and drinks so much carrot juice, eats taho, etcetera, etcetera), then it is sad that they have to take Bono in.

I hope that they release him. Anyway, they get to keep Osquee Mapalo Palo, and they can always keep Lt. Col. Cardeño.

And for good measure, they can also run after Capuy Puyan, Camagay Gay, Dinky Soliman, Coritas Aquino, and all the rest of the ABS-CBN, Gokongwei, Sulpicio Lines relatives, friends, colleagues, classmates, neighbors, etcetera, etcetera.

But the poor Bono should be left alone. He is in the 70s range for God's sake. General Fortunato Abat had to be allowed to ride his wheel chair home after being a captive for a few minutes because when he smiled, he looked like a really grand, kind and loving grandfather, which is what he really is after all. Except that, like Grandpa Bono, these septuagenarians keep going with bad company.

Let Bono be.

Otherwise, as inimitable as he can be, there might be many Bonos that the Arroyos have to deal with in the coming days.

Imagine a hundred like him raving and ranting like lunatics? Who knows how many might be their followers? Well, Pro-Bonos. Anyone?

Hmmmmm….